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    <title>Jump The Smarks</title>
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    <description>Has wrestling jumped the smarks?</description>
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    <pubDate>Sat, 17 Jan 2009 20:52:06 GMT</pubDate>
    <itunes:subtitle>Has wrestling jumped the smarks?</itunes:subtitle>
    <itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
    <itunes:block>no</itunes:block>
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    <itunes:author>Hellions Magazine</itunes:author>
    <itunes:summary>Glorified smarks Sweet Matty Treats and Kevin Hellions discuss the events of wrestling for the week. With terrible puns and even worse jokes nothing and no one is safe from the wrath of Team Hellions.  The Treats and the Hellion tag teaming the internet one podcast at a time.</itunes:summary>
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      <title>Episode 11 - Welcome to the Train Wreck</title>
      <description>&lt;img src="http://hellionsmagazine.podOmatic.com/mymedia/thumb/1143946/0x0_1308420.jpg" alt="itunes pic" /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;In this episode of Jump The Smarks, Team Hellion discuss everything but wrestling.  From the Treats failed attempts of trying to get laid, to his love for an indie wrestler.  The first roast is set to take place but who will be roasted?? Kevin Hellions comes to a podcast ill prepared?  Many questions are proposed but few are answered, except for one involving a glory hole????  Oh god why did i post this episode?</description>
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      <pubDate>Fri, 24 Oct 2008 20:26:05 GMT</pubDate>
      <dcterms:modified>2008-10-24</dcterms:modified>
      <dcterms:created>2008-10-24</dcterms:created>
      <link>http://hellionsmagazine.podOmatic.com</link>
      <dc:creator>Hellions Magazine</dc:creator>
      <itunes:keywords>cena,divas,hhh,john,knockouts,mma,raw,smackdown,tna,ufc,wrestling,wwe</itunes:keywords>
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      <itunes:duration>3684</itunes:duration>
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      <itunes:summary>In this episode of Jump The Smarks, Team Hellion discuss everything but wrestling.  From the Treats failed attempts of trying to get laid, to his love for an indie wrestler.  The first roast is set to take place but who will be roasted?? Kevin Hellions comes to a podcast ill prepared?  Many questions are proposed but few are answered, except for one involving a glory hole????  Oh god why did i post this episode?</itunes:summary>
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      <title>Episode 10 - The New Format</title>
      <description>&lt;img src="http://hellionsmagazine.podOmatic.com/mymedia/thumb/1143946/0x0_1292182.jpg" alt="itunes pic" /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;In this episode of Jump The Smarks, the boys test out the new format to great success. They discuss a range of topics from the variety show that is Monday Night Raw to what to say to piss off Scott Hall.  Plus Sweet Matty Treats unveils the official Jump The Smarks theme song!!! Also there are many tasteless jokes about Benoit, Jeff Hardy's dog, and suicide? Listen to see what Team Hellion has to say.</description>
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      <pubDate>Sat, 18 Oct 2008 17:08:17 GMT</pubDate>
      <dcterms:modified>2008-10-18</dcterms:modified>
      <dcterms:created>2008-10-18</dcterms:created>
      <link>http://hellionsmagazine.podOmatic.com</link>
      <dc:creator>Hellions Magazine</dc:creator>
      <itunes:keywords>cena,divas,hhh,john,knockouts,mma,raw,smackdown,tna,ufc,wrestling,wwe</itunes:keywords>
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      <itunes:duration>5038</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:summary>In this episode of Jump The Smarks, the boys test out the new format to great success. They discuss a range of topics from the variety show that is Monday Night Raw to what to say to piss off Scott Hall.  Plus Sweet Matty Treats unveils the official Jump The Smarks theme song!!! Also there are many tasteless jokes about Benoit, Jeff Hardy's dog, and suicide? Listen to see what Team Hellion has to say.</itunes:summary>
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      <title>Episode 09 - The Greatest Tag Teams Ever</title>
      <description>&lt;img src="http://hellionsmagazine.podOmatic.com/mymedia/thumb/1143946/0x0_1255923.jpg" alt="itunes pic" /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;On this episode of Jump The Smarks, Team Hellions discusses the greatest tag teams to ever grace the ring.  From The Freebirds to The Dudleys to Miz and Morrison???  We also receive our first listener mail. And if you were on google and searched Tag Team, and just happened to find us, lets just say we are happy you came across us.....



ZINGER!!!!!!!!!!</description>
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      <pubDate>Thu, 02 Oct 2008 23:28:38 GMT</pubDate>
      <dcterms:modified>2008-10-02</dcterms:modified>
      <dcterms:created>2008-10-02</dcterms:created>
      <link>http://hellionsmagazine.podOmatic.com</link>
      <dc:creator>Hellions Magazine</dc:creator>
      <itunes:keywords>cena,divas,hhh,john,mma,music,raw,smackdown,tna,ufc,wrestling,wwe</itunes:keywords>
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      <itunes:duration>3774</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:summary>On this episode of Jump The Smarks, Team Hellions discusses the greatest tag teams to ever grace the ring.  From The Freebirds to The Dudleys to Miz and Morrison???  We also receive our first listener mail. And if you were on google and searched Tag Team, and just happened to find us, lets just say we are happy you came across us.....



ZINGER!!!!!!!!!!</itunes:summary>
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      <title>Episode 07 - UFC, WWE, and the Republican National Convention?</title>
      <description>&lt;img src="http://hellionsmagazine.podOmatic.com/mymedia/thumb/1143946/0x0_1194357.jpg" alt="itunes pic" /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;In this episode of Jump The Smarks, the boys discuss their love for all things tights.  From the WWE to UFC to the RNC to gay porn everything is talked about. Here is a list of jokes made throughout the course of the show...

Sarah Palin's daughter, Daniel Beniot, Clorious Leechman, Jeff Ross, Kevin's daily life...


also Kevin takes on a day in his life as there is an UFC and WWE ppv this weekend.</description>
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      <pubDate>Thu, 04 Sep 2008 15:38:25 GMT</pubDate>
      <dcterms:modified>2008-09-04</dcterms:modified>
      <dcterms:created>2008-09-04</dcterms:created>
      <link>http://hellionsmagazine.podOmatic.com</link>
      <dc:creator>Hellions Magazine</dc:creator>
      <itunes:keywords>brock,cena,divas,john,mma,raw,republican,smackdown,tna,ufc,wrestling,wwe</itunes:keywords>
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      <itunes:duration>5518</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:summary>In this episode of Jump The Smarks, the boys discuss their love for all things tights.  From the WWE to UFC to the RNC to gay porn everything is talked about. Here is a list of jokes made throughout the course of the show...

Sarah Palin's daughter, Daniel Beniot, Clorious Leechman, Jeff Ross, Kevin's daily life...


also Kevin takes on a day in his life as there is an UFC and WWE ppv this weekend.</itunes:summary>
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      <title>Episode 06 - Swagger Like Us</title>
      <description>&lt;img src="http://hellionsmagazine.podOmatic.com/mymedia/thumb/1143946/0x0_1179570.jpg" alt="itunes pic" /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Summerslam fallout, championship scrambles, and John Cena surgery?? Oh My.  Team Hellion discuss the happenings of wrestling and also deliver that sweet sweet TNA.  Apparently the boys here have a hatred for Victoria which is now be unearthed. Also a preview of things to come next week at the end of this weeks episode.</description>
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      <pubDate>Wed, 27 Aug 2008 16:04:35 GMT</pubDate>
      <dcterms:modified>2008-08-27</dcterms:modified>
      <dcterms:created>2008-08-27</dcterms:created>
      <link>http://hellionsmagazine.podOmatic.com</link>
      <dc:creator>Hellions Magazine</dc:creator>
      <itunes:keywords>cena,divas,hhh,john,mma,olympics,raw,smackdown,tna,ufc,wrestling,wwe</itunes:keywords>
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      <itunes:duration>5392</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:summary>Summerslam fallout, championship scrambles, and John Cena surgery?? Oh My.  Team Hellion discuss the happenings of wrestling and also deliver that sweet sweet TNA.  Apparently the boys here have a hatred for Victoria which is now be unearthed. Also a preview of things to come next week at the end of this weeks episode.</itunes:summary>
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      <title>Episode 5.5 - SummerSlam Prediction Show</title>
      <description>&lt;img src="http://hellionsmagazine.podOmatic.com/mymedia/thumb/1143946/0x0_1157509.jpg" alt="itunes pic" /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Team Hellion run down the biggest blockbuster of the summer.
Edge vs. Taker, HHH vs. It doesn't really matter, and Punk vs. JBL.  Will there be title changes? Is the Orton motorcycle injury just a swerve?  Also the two make a bet on their predictions, who will come out on top?</description>
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      <comments>http://hellionsmagazine.podOmatic.com/entry/2008-08-15T13_00_49-07_00</comments>
      <pubDate>Fri, 15 Aug 2008 19:49:09 GMT</pubDate>
      <dcterms:modified>2008-08-15</dcterms:modified>
      <dcterms:created>2008-08-15</dcterms:created>
      <link>http://hellionsmagazine.podOmatic.com</link>
      <dc:creator>Hellions Magazine</dc:creator>
      <itunes:keywords>batista,cena,hellionsmagazine,hhh,mma,raw,summerslam,ufc,undertaker,wrestling,wwe</itunes:keywords>
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      <itunes:duration>2012</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:summary>Team Hellion run down the biggest blockbuster of the summer.
Edge vs. Taker, HHH vs. It doesn't really matter, and Punk vs. JBL.  Will there be title changes? Is the Orton motorcycle injury just a swerve?  Also the two make a bet on their predictions, who will come out on top?</itunes:summary>
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      <title>Episode 05 - We'll Do It In Post!!!</title>
      <description>&lt;img src="http://hellionsmagazine.podOmatic.com/mymedia/thumb/1143946/0x0_1154509.jpg" alt="itunes pic" /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Team Hellion brings the wrestling to the masses once again.  SummerSlam is upon us and has the build up been good?  Edge vs. HHH who is the better wrestler?  Does the Hellion have a crush on CM Punk?  How do you get your girlfriend into wrestling?  Can Kevin get you laid by introducing your girlfriend into wrestling? All these questions and much more are answered in this weeks episode.</description>
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      <comments>http://hellionsmagazine.podOmatic.com/entry/2008-08-13T16_08_56-07_00</comments>
      <pubDate>Wed, 13 Aug 2008 22:54:52 GMT</pubDate>
      <dcterms:modified>2008-08-13</dcterms:modified>
      <dcterms:created>2008-08-13</dcterms:created>
      <link>http://hellionsmagazine.podOmatic.com</link>
      <dc:creator>Hellions Magazine</dc:creator>
      <itunes:keywords>cena,divas,ecw,hellionsmagazine,hogan,mma,nerds,raw,smackdown,ufc,wrestling,wwe</itunes:keywords>
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      <itunes:image href="http://hellionsmagazine.podOmatic.com/mymedia/thumb/1143946/0x0_1154509.jpg"/>
      <itunes:duration>3057</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:summary>Team Hellion brings the wrestling to the masses once again.  SummerSlam is upon us and has the build up been good?  Edge vs. HHH who is the better wrestler?  Does the Hellion have a crush on CM Punk?  How do you get your girlfriend into wrestling?  Can Kevin get you laid by introducing your girlfriend into wrestling? All these questions and much more are answered in this weeks episode.</itunes:summary>
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      <title>Episode 04 - An Adamle Original</title>
      <description>&lt;img src="http://hellionsmagazine.podOmatic.com/mymedia/thumb/1143946/0x0_1141519.jpg" alt="itunes pic" /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Beer, Chicken wings, and a blown DVR almost ruin this show.  The Treats and the Hellion seem to hold onto it.  Another zany week of wrestling means another zany show.  The first Adamle as GM RAW is discussed. UFC PPV coming up this weekend.  Edge and Foley deliver a money segment. Saturday Night's Main Event is seen by few including this podcast. As always this podcast is brought to you by Jenny Mccarthy and her fight against autism.</description>
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      <pubDate>Wed, 06 Aug 2008 14:46:39 GMT</pubDate>
      <dcterms:modified>2008-08-06</dcterms:modified>
      <dcterms:created>2008-08-06</dcterms:created>
      <link>http://hellionsmagazine.podOmatic.com</link>
      <dc:creator>Hellions Magazine</dc:creator>
      <itunes:keywords>cena,divas,ecw,hellionsmagazine,hogan,mma,nerds,raw,smackdown,ufc,wrestling,wwe</itunes:keywords>
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      <itunes:image href="http://hellionsmagazine.podOmatic.com/mymedia/thumb/1143946/0x0_1141519.jpg"/>
      <itunes:duration>3308</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:summary>Beer, Chicken wings, and a blown DVR almost ruin this show.  The Treats and the Hellion seem to hold onto it.  Another zany week of wrestling means another zany show.  The first Adamle as GM RAW is discussed. UFC PPV coming up this weekend.  Edge and Foley deliver a money segment. Saturday Night's Main Event is seen by few including this podcast. As always this podcast is brought to you by Jenny Mccarthy and her fight against autism.</itunes:summary>
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      <title>Episode 03 - Third Time's a Charm</title>
      <description>&lt;img src="http://hellionsmagazine.podOmatic.com/mymedia/thumb/1143946/0x0_1128360.jpg" alt="itunes pic" /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;There is a new Raw GM and Sweet Matty Treats and Kevin Hellions think that's just plain interesting.  Also does Matt have a fixation with dead people? Is Paul Heyman in a summer blockbuster movie? Will Freddie Prinze Jr. be good for the WWE? Even though the WWE is going to TV-PG doesn't mean we have gone soft on you.</description>
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      <pubDate>Wed, 30 Jul 2008 14:20:13 GMT</pubDate>
      <dcterms:modified>2008-07-30</dcterms:modified>
      <dcterms:created>2008-07-30</dcterms:created>
      <link>http://hellionsmagazine.podOmatic.com</link>
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      <itunes:keywords>cena,divas,ecw,hellionsmagazine,hogan,mma,nerds,raw,smackdown,ufc,wrestling,wwe</itunes:keywords>
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      <itunes:duration>4558</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:summary>There is a new Raw GM and Sweet Matty Treats and Kevin Hellions think that's just plain interesting.  Also does Matt have a fixation with dead people? Is Paul Heyman in a summer blockbuster movie? Will Freddie Prinze Jr. be good for the WWE? Even though the WWE is going to TV-PG doesn't mean we have gone soft on you.</itunes:summary>
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      <title>Episode 02 - Reinstated and Under-apprepciated</title>
      <description>&lt;img src="http://hellionsmagazine.podOmatic.com/mymedia/thumb/1143946/0x0_1118971.jpg" alt="itunes pic" /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;In this episode of Jump The Smarks, the Treats and the Hellion discuss Raw, Smackdown, and ECW. Its a wrestling show i mean what do you expect? The title reign of Punk? Do people care about Tommy Dreamer? Is it okay to make a joke about Droz? What can we say, we break barriers and legs, sorry about that Knuckles.</description>
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      <pubDate>Fri, 25 Jul 2008 02:43:02 GMT</pubDate>
      <dcterms:modified>2008-08-07</dcterms:modified>
      <dcterms:created>2008-07-25</dcterms:created>
      <link>http://hellionsmagazine.podOmatic.com</link>
      <dc:creator>Hellions Magazine</dc:creator>
      <itunes:keywords>darkknight,ecw,hellionsmagazine,hogan,mma,nerds,raw,smackdown,treats,ufc,wrestling,wwe</itunes:keywords>
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      <itunes:duration>4653</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:summary>In this episode of Jump The Smarks, the Treats and the Hellion discuss Raw, Smackdown, and ECW. Its a wrestling show i mean what do you expect? The title reign of Punk? Do people care about Tommy Dreamer? Is it okay to make a joke about Droz? What can we say, we break barriers and legs, sorry about that Knuckles.</itunes:summary>
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